Michelle breaks hard in her taxi and is shocked to see that her passenger has died. She calls in at the local pub to get help from her husband Mick. He discovers a bag of cocaine concealed on the body and keeps it despite the protests of Michelle. He has visions of making a fortune by selling the drug. Marley, a well known drug addict tests the powder in the Pub toilets and Mick's dreams are dashed when it is discovered that the powder is Plaster of Paris. An East European guy stumbles across the test and offers to buy the whole bag of 'cocaine'. Mick sets up an exchange at night in a remote location, supported by his bumbling friend Archie. In the darkness the powder is exchanged for £10,000. Soon after the East European's car is hijacked by a gang of hooded thugs in two cars and the bag of powder is snatched. Back at the pub Mick and Archie are counting the money when the hooded thugs cars drive at speed into the pub car park. The thugs run towards Mick and Archie and take off their masks and we discover the thugs are nothing more than the pub regulars, Marley and Michelle. They return the bag of powder to Mick who destroys the evidence and distributes £1000 to everyone involved. When the East European returns the the pub he is none the wiser as Mick welcomes him to this land of ours.
